“ I think everybody had a seat in the captain’s chair. ”

(Source: whichisnone, via consulting-goddess-of-mischief)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

hedwig-dordt:

logical-deduction:

i am dying. i am dead. i have died. 

And this, my friends, is how you advertise.

This is my new favorite commercial.

(via smileyskittles59)

horanjays:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

everhaynes:

omg no fucking way

you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?

and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?

and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?

HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.

YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.

i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand

straya

(via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

fandomsarebeautiful:

cumberneck:

alexanderrvlahos:

LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS

voted sexiest man in the world. 2 years running.

Benedict Cumberbatch ladies and gentlemen.

(via sherlockismyhero)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via un3ndingtragedy)

ohmysupernatural:

Jensenna Ackles X

(via castiels-sandwich-of-solidarity)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via magicosaurus)

satandidnothingwrong:

has this been done yet

(via justacasgirl)

(via chadleymacguff)

destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

hi are we going to ignore the fact that MICKEY WAS IN STAR TREK

(via consultingraggedyhunter)

fandomstookmylifeaway:

I live how paradoxes are a dangerous thing just sometimes.

(via consultingraggedyhunter)

likesdinos:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

sherokutakari:

andyouremyeverafter:

groovieghoulie:

socialjusticeally:

notkorra:

hashgag:

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”

throwing straws at people who need to suck it up

throwing bridges at people who need to get over it

throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed

oh

(via obeydowney)

#it’s funny cause she was in bridge to terabithia lol

(Source: dakotars, via consulting-goddess-of-mischief)