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“ I think everybody had a seat in the captain’s chair. ”
i am dying. i am dead. i have died.
And this, my friends, is how you advertise.
This is my new favorite commercial.
omg no fucking way
you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?
and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?
and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?
HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.
i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS
voted sexiest man in the world. 2 years running.
Benedict Cumberbatch ladies and gentlemen.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
hi are we going to ignore the fact that MICKEY WAS IN STAR TREK
I live how paradoxes are a dangerous thing just sometimes.
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
throwing straws at people who need to suck it up
throwing bridges at people who need to get over it
throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed